“I’d eaten a hot chocolate fudge cake and I had a maigrain so I ended up projectile vomiting in the toilets of the Travelers Rest, when I say projectile vomiting, I mean projectile vomiting. I didn’t know how much vomiting would come out of a human being, this memory might be sceud but I feel like I filled the entirety of the floor with- with just... sick” -JacksucksAtLife
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night
People spouting "Howdy neighbor!"
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind
I love girls with big fat***
I love girls with deep ****
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine