I didn’t tell people my IRL name back in middle school so they named me Phillipe Cheerios. When I eventually told them my real name, they made Phillipe my middle name...legally? Yes. So I became, Chris P. Cheerios. Which a ridiculous amount of people called me so it stuck...and boom we now have Chrispy Cheerios. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. (P.S. you’re awesome)