My name is Richard, and I'm sitting in the corner
Sitting in the corner, playing my recorder
My parents really wanted me to become a lawyer
But instead, I spent my time just playing my recorder
My name is Richard, and I'm sitting in the corner
Sitting in the corner, playing my recorder
Some people can perform, but I'm an out performer
I've been playing so much
I need to have a drink of water
My name is Richard, and I'm sitting in the corner
Sitting in the corner, playing my recorder
If recorders turned to robots
They would be a transformer
I think I might have some kind of social disorder
My name is Richard, and I'm sitting in the corner
My name is Richard, and I'm sitting in the corner
My name is Richard, and I'm sitting in the corner
My name is Richard, and I'm sitting in the corner
My name is Richard, and I'm sitting in the corner
My name is Richard, and I'm sitting in the corner
My name is Richard, and I'm sitting in the corner