The adventurous sea captain of the S.S. Guppy!
Born on Crunch Island in the Sea of Milk!
Of French and Jewish Origin!
His outfit suggests he wasn’t & isn’t a captain, only commander!
The pentagon has no record of him ever serving in the navy!
Long time rival of Jean Lafoote!
It is Captain Crunch!
Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch!
The adventurous sea captain of the S.S. Guppy!
Born on Crunch Island in the Sea of Milk!
Of French and Jewish Origin!
His outfit suggests he wasn’t & isn’t a captain, only commander!
The pentagon has no record of him ever serving in the navy!
Long time rival of Jean Lafoote!
It is Captain Crunch!
Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch!