The adventurous sea captain of the S.S. Guppy!
Born on Crunch Island in the Sea of Milk!
Of French and Jewish Origin!
His outfit suggests he wasn’t & isn’t a captain, only commander!
The pentagon has no record of him ever serving in the navy!
Long time rival of Jean Lafoote!
It is Captain Crunch!
Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch!