If I were a fish I would eat fish pies (Pies made by fish for fish.)
If I were a dog i would eat dog pies. (Pies made by dogs for dogs.)
If I were a cow I wouldn't eat cow pies.
(They have a bad reputaion...)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Since I'm a human. Do I eat human pies you ask.... Nope. I don't like pie. HAHAHHAAHA
I prefer cake!